A thank you note for spammers

A thank you note for spammers

Dear spammer,

I used to get very frustrated whenever I used to see new comment in my spam and it wasn’t related to the post at all (mainly ads for their products) while I used to jump in joy seeing one more spam comment in my stats. But now I’ve come to realize the importance of such things. They do two things for me –

1. At least you visited my blog and took pain to comment on my post, even if it was mere a copy paste from somewhere. I’m very thankful for that.

2. Since most of the comments are in Japanese and I’m lacking material to make my kana reading stronger, I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for providing me the opportunity to help me in that field. Although I cannot read Kanji (yet) but I’m sure, they will help me with that too, in future.

Just Another Spam Comment

Now coming to the person who has been commenting for SEO every alternate day, I cannot install a plugin since I’m on WordPress.com and not WordPress.org. I want more views to my blog too. But I can’t help you with that. But since you’re visiting my blog every other day, I take this opportunity to thank you for worrying about your plugin my viewership more than me.

That being said, for once I decided that I would let the spam comments of above two types on this post show up. But now I’m thinking if I should do that or not. I’m still confused, so I’ll postpone my decision. But I’ll once again thank you.

Regards,

EastAsianLover

2 thoughts on “A thank you note for spammers

    1. If it made you laugh, I’m glad. 😀
      But first part is my real feelings, not sarcasm. Now, I do read the Japanese comments as it is 🙂
      Second part (SEO one) may be a bit satirical though. 😉

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